Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.

30rockasaurus:

BLESS YOU, SNL.

Life hacks

zedasaysdudealot:

thebogonoslo:

…My mind is fucking blown by some of these.

<3

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Anxiety has many signs: ragged nails, gnawed cuticles, sweaty palms, excessive blinking, the inability to sit still. All the things the monkey does when he’s in command. But you have to know what to look for. And even if you do know, you may not find anything. The more practiced anxiety sufferers are adept at the art of subterfuge. For the sake of propriety, ambition, desire or privacy, they learn to seal their anxiety off from public view. They learn to cork their anxiety within themselves like acid in a vial. It isn’t pleasant. The human mind isn’t Pyrex; it can corrode. But it works, for a time.
For a second, I thought they were going for a Mythbusters joke&#8230; I mean&#8230; okay, maybe my eyes are going, but not!Leo looks like a very casual Jamie Hyneman, does it not? 

For a second, I thought they were going for a Mythbusters joke… I mean… okay, maybe my eyes are going, but not!Leo looks like a very casual Jamie Hyneman, does it not? 

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Just three months before [Mitt Romney] said all stay at home Moms are working moms, he said he wants to make parents of kids as young as two ‘go to work’ so that they could ‘have the dignity of work.’ This genuinely angers me… It seems to me that there’s a double standard about what we call work: that when it’s a very poor mother with three kids at home, it is not work. She needs to learn the dignity of work. But when it is an extremely wealthy woman with five kids at home, that is work…. I just find the double standard that has crept into this conversation and not been identified really maddening.

Liz Lemon x Mythbusters.

When fandoms collide… (And here’s your proof, Linda!)

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Oh god, youths.
Yikes. RE: I'm Off On An Adventure: if you want to vote for obama again that’s fine. all i ask is that you...

angeyange:

if you want to vote for obama again that’s fine. all i ask is that you do your homework first. educate yourselves- and not with msnbc or cnn exclusively. read the newspaper, watch the news, and formulate your own opinion before letting the liberal media form it for you. if you truly do some…

Only if you practice what you preach. Heavily. 

And biased is one thing (she’s openly called herself a liberal on her own show), but calling a Rhodes scholar unintelligent? 

Edit: Also, I’ve listened to the Rush Limbaugh show. A lot. It makes my blood pressure soar. And my Republican father-in-law calls Rush’s show ‘Political Jackass, the never-ending movie’.

fuckyeahrachelmaddow:

I like to imagine Rachel Maddow humping the Midwest with love.

Bwahahaha

fuckyeahrachelmaddow:

I like to imagine Rachel Maddow humping the Midwest with love.

Bwahahaha

Scholarus Adorkableus in action..

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They’re saying they won’t fire you if you are gay, but they will fire you if you act gay? What if you’re straight and you act gay? What if you’re not sure but you’re just generally fabulous?